Today marks Game 1 of the Vancouver Canucks vs. Dallas Stars Stanley Cup Playoff series. You can feel the buzz around the city, everyone seems to be eating, breathing, the Vancouver Canucks. The flags are out in full force, even some of the
transit buses have their flags on or messages scrolling on “Go Canucks Go!”
So for all you bandwagon hoppers, here are some quick guidelines to follow:
1. Don’t boo during the US National Anthem. Nothing good can come from this.
What if they give us back Celione Dion? (No!)
2. Don’t throw your beer. Why are you wasting your overpriced beer? Isn’t it like $15 for a small plastic cup now??
3. It is customary to throw your bra out on the ice when Cowan scores. (Females only, sorry boys, maybe next year?)
4. Don’t be a bad apple. It only takes one bad apple to spoil the lot. There is enough construction in the city, do you really want us to have more?
Just a reminder on what happened the last time things got out of hand:
Remember the children.
Now sit back grab your towel and enjoy the ride.
Go Canucks Go!
- -And it begins…
- -Spiky Stinky Fruit No More!
- -Hello world!
- -Set Sail to Victoria on Them!
- -Apple’s “Let’s Rock” Event
